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Rules for Teens



Rule 1:     Life is not fair; get used to it.

Rule 2:     The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world 
            will expect you to accomplish something before you feel 
            good about yourself.

Rule 3:     You will not make 40 thousand dollars a year right out 
            of high school.  You won't be a vice president with a car 
            phone until you earn both.

Rule 4:     If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a 
            boss. He doesn't have tenure.

Rule 5:     Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your 
            grandparents had a different word for burger flipping; 
            they called it opportunity.

Rule 6:     If you screw up, it's not your parents' fault so don't 
            whine about your mistakes. Learn from them.

Rule 7:     Before you were born your parents weren't as boring as 
            they are now. They got that way paying your bills, 
            cleaning your room, and listening to you tell how 
            idealistic you are. So before you save the rain forest 
            from the blood-sucking parasites of your parents'
            generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

Rule 8:     Your school may have done away with winners and losers 
            but life has not.  In some schools they have abolished 
            failing grades, they'll give you as many times as you 
            want to get the right answer. This, of course, bears 
            not the slightest resemblance to anything in real life.

Rule 9:     Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers 
            off, and very few employers are interested in helping you 
            find yourself. Do that on your own time.

Rule 10:    Television is not real life. In real life people actually 
            have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11:    Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for 
            one.

            From: "Dumbing Down Our Kids" by Charles Sykes 



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